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Episodio 1x01 "Diario di una Nerd Superstar"
Jenna: For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Jenna: Per 15 anni ho fantasticato all'idea del mio ingresso alle superiori ed essere notata da tutti. Come mi sarei dovuta vestire? Mi avrebbero venerata? Sarei stata più alta e con le tette da pornostar? Ma no, non era quella la realtà. Il mio momento di gloria nella realtà faceva schifo.
Jenna: My mother always knew when something was wrong.
Lacey: Sweetie, come here.
Jenna: And promptly avoided the conversation.
Lacey: I'm not paying Dominic to do your hair anymore if you're not gonna style it.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Jenna: Mia madre ha sempre capito quando qualcosa non andava.
Lacey: Tesoro, vieni qui.
Jenna: E ha sempre evitato la conversazione
Jenna: Non pagherò più Dominic per farti i capelli se tu non li tieni in ordine.
Lacey: Why can't she be like every other teenager and starve herself?SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Lacey: Perché non fa come tutte le altre adolescenti e non smette di mangiare?
Jenna: It was just a dramatic teenager rant! Not a cry for help. It was a misunderstanding of epic proportions. God, I wanted to die. I mean, you know what I mean.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Jenna: Era solo un drammatico sfogo adolescienziale! Non una richiesta di aiuto. Il fraintendimento era di proporzioni epiche. Volevo morire. Voglio dire, vabbè, avete capito.
Teacher: "To be or not to be?" What do you think Hamlet is saying there? Anybody? Yes, you in the back!
Jenna: I'm not raising my hand.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Insegnante: "Essere o non essere?" Cosa voleva dire Amleto con questa frase? Nessuno? Sì, tu col braccio alzato!
Jenna: Immagini che sia giù il braccio.
Valerie: You weren't planning to ingest these were you?
Jenna: Actually, I was. They're breath mints.
Valerie: So they are...so hot!SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Valerie: Non avevi intenzione di ingerirle, veramente?
Jenna: A dire il vero volevo, sono caramelle alla menta.
Valerie: Già...bruciano!
Valerie: Do you have any questions at all?
Jenna: I had about a thousand, but not one of them was appropriate.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Valerie: Non hai nessuna domanda da fare?
Jenna: Ne avevo un migliaio da fare, ma nessuna di quelle era appropriata.
Lissa: Gonna grab froyo?
Jake: Yeah , just give me a minute , Liz.
Lissa: The bell is going to ring soon.
Jake: Then just go without me.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Lissa: Ci andiamo a prendere un frullato?
Jake: Sì, dammi un minuto Lissa.
Lissa: La campanella sta per suonare.
Jake: Beh vacci senza di me!
Jenna: Being that girl was my new identity, but I won’t let it define me. I will define it.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Jenna: "Quella Ragazza" era la mia nuova identità, ma non permetterò che questo mi definisca. Sarò io a definirlo.
Episodio 1x02 "Incubo Tettine"
Jenna: In my fantasy scenario I was gonna be the badass, the rebel, I'd be a legendary sophomore rockstar that no one would ever forget again. But in reality I had 30 more people taking pictures of my tits.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Jenna: Nello scenario della mia fantasia, ero una figa, una ribelle, una rock star rivoluzionaria che nessuno avrebbe dimenticato. Ma nella realtà avevo ottenuto che altre 30 persone fotografassero le mie tette"
Jenna: What is that?
Lacey: It's you with a little enhancement!
Jenna: A little?
Lacey: It's perfectly fine to have Bangladeshi boobies these days. Because now we don't have to dream about having a new chest, we can buy one. I did.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Jenna: Cos'è quello?
Lacey: Sei tu! Con un leggero ingrandimento!
Jenna: Leggero?
Lacey: E' perfettamente normale avere due piccole tettine modello bangladesh ma oggi giorno non sei costretta a disperarti se non hai un bel seno, te lo puoi comprare. Io l'ho fatto!
Jenna: Sad fact: My Mom had more cyber friends than I did.
Che tristezza, mia madre ha più amici virtuali di me!
Jenna: I needed to tell Tamara that I had given Matty the gift of my Vagi. But it still wasn't the right time.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Jenna: Dovevo dire a Tamara che avevo donato a Matty la mia verginità ma...non era il momento giusto
Tamara: Jenna, we got your texts. Where are you on the Britney meter?
Jenna: I may be mid head shave.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Tamara: Livello della scala Britney Spears?
Jenna: Forse Britney rasata a zero.
Sadie: Maybe people would stop staring at you if you could just finish the abortion your mom botched.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Sadie: Le persone smetterebbero di fissarti se tu riuscissi a realizzare l'aborto che tua madre ha mancato.
Jenna: Tamara still didn't know I'd already seen action when I'd took a ride on Matty's joystick at summer camp. I'd been dying to tell her but the timing wasn't right.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Jenna: Tamara non sapeva che l'azione non mi mancava avendo giocato con il joystick di Matty al campo estivo. Morivo dalla voglia di dirlo ma quello non era il momento adatto.
Tamara: You're scaring her, it's not like she's gonna have a gimpy baby arm. Or is that possible?SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Tamara:La terrorizzi così! Non è vero che le resterà un piccolo braccio deforme. O potrebbe anche essere?
Jenna: It was the dawn of a new beginning my sideshow status as the suicide freak was about to end and my creeper year was on the verge of retirement thank God.SPOILER (clicca per visualizzare)Jenna:Era l'alba di un nuovo inizio. Il mio status di attrazione in quanto pazza suicida stava per finire e la mia reputazoine da sfigata stava via via scemando, grazie a Dio!
Episodio 1x03 "Come non eravamo"
Lissa: Abstinence isn't easy and neither are you.
Lissa: Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.
Tamara: We have to go to Lissa's. This party is my opportunity to skip nine, maybe ten rungs, on the social ladder.
Jenna: It's probably gonna be a big party and no one will even notice we're there.
Tamara: Doesn't matter, a person's popularity is directly related to the number of red cup pics they have posted online. Photoshopping my way to the A-list is a big fail mary. To simulate gonge smoke I had to light a fire in my trash can and my hair caught on fire. Luckily I was wearing my Jessica Simps bump up pony so I just ripped that s*** out.
Tamara: If we don't go then the terrorists win and by terrorists I mean Sadie.
Tamara: Agreed, the ellipses are the sluts of punctuation.
Jenna: For 2.8 weeks Matty couldn't keep his hands off me. He was on a Jenna-bender. And aside from the fact that my vag-o-matic was suffering some serious road burn I was high on life.
Jenna: I was living this magical high school moment that I only thought happened in movies. And like most leading ladies I wanted more. Not more boning, I wasn't starting a lifelong battle with sex addiction. I just wanted more intimacy.
Jenna: It was time to get to know Matty and I had approximately ten seconds.
Tamara: If you're not busy tonight, Ricky Schwartz is having people over for Strip Jenga.
Tamara: He parked his pink Cadillac down your side street of course it counts!
Episodio 1x04 "L'occhio rosa"
Jenna: It was homecoming week and like an uncomfortably misguided tampon it was impossible to ignore.
Ming: Do all boners look like weapons?
Jenna: Was there an orgy at Lissa's?
Tamara: Evidently, and get this: I was part of it. I mean I wasn't really part of it, but everyone will think I was. Oh my God, this is so much better than a red cup photo now I have red cup on my face!
Jenna: Whether I liked it or not, it was time to DTR.
Lacey: Remember how I stole you away from Mandy-wait what's her name?
Kevin: Highkarsky. Who you told I was gay.
Lacey: Which clearly you aren't.
Jenna: Are you really having this conversation right now in front of me?
Kevin: I would have preferred a different tactic.
Lacey: Well, I had to fight dirty babe. She was a nasty hoebag.
Lacey: I'm not wasting this good hair. Where could we go?
Kevin: We could go to dinner? Go to a movie?
Lacey: We could take a nap.
Kevin: Okay.
Lacey: No! We are not old!
Tamara: I really want to celebrate your release from jail but I'm on the hunt for Red October.
Matty: And you're funny-
Jenna: -looking.
Matty: No, you're beautiful.
Jenna: The scorch from my rejection was still lingering and the fact that my dad was driving fifteen miles under the speed limit was only prolonging my hell. It was like my parents were stoned.
Ming: Well, I don't know if this will make you feel better but at least you'll be happy you're not me. When I got home my parents took the bark control shock collar off our dog and put it on me
Episodio 1x05 "Jenna è viva"
Tamara: Your face is all red and you have crazy eyes. Did you feed the rabid squirrel in the quad?
Valerie: Maybe Kyle designed that shirt as a fan. Maybe he wants to be your dawg.
Tamara: Your suicide stigma is like the herps just when you think it's gone it comes back.
Lacey: If you're not into the shirt at least take these so you look hip. They're fake and they'll help you hide your big unibrow.
Jenna: My mother's perception of being bold was free boobing.
Kevin: What do you think? Should we send her to bed without dessert?
Lacey: So that she wakes up skinnier? No, that's not a punishment that's a reward.
Jake: Maybe you're misjudging the situation and the guy really does like you just the way you are.
Jake: I didn't know you were a smoker.
Jenna: I'm not.
Jake: Well, I here cancer does make your ass look huge.
Episodio 1x06 "La fondazione benefica"
Jenna: Mo to the fo, I was in Sadie Saxton's house.
Sadie: You know this is a charity league not a charity, right?
Jenna: Do I look like a hooker? My mom made me wear mascara.
Jenna: I hadn't seen Jake since he impulsively shoved his tongue down my throat and by the look on him you'd have thought I'd never gave it back.
Jenna: What are you doing?
Tamara: Snooping, I found Satan's room!
Jenna: Sadie didn't just hate me she hated herself. She was as powerless to the stigma of her weight as I was to the stigma of my fake suicide. Was it possible that we had something in common?
[Jenna reads Sadie's food diary]: Jenna Hamilton is an oozing skitch!
Jenna: F- that, I had to take the bitch down.
Sadie: If I wrote you an evil letter you'd better believe I'd sign my name.
Episodio 1x07 "Sul mio cadavere"
Jenna: I've already had one lethal misunderstanding this year I don't need another.
Sadie: Oh look they picked the dead girl to play dead. Congrats Jenna, you've actually become a cliché of yourself.
Lissa: Cliché means stupid, right?
Valerie: Uh yeah, I've heard all about Tamara from Mr. Wilkerson apparently-
Jenna: -she's a performer!
Valerie: No, I don't think you understand, she played Tammy in Grease last year. There is no Tammy they just made up a character so they could kill her off in the first five minutes.
Valerie: Take a sleeping pill and nap under my desk!
Valerie: All right you two lets just pop the cherry on this.
Jenna: So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.
Jenna: Ohhh blood on the boobs!
Jake: The reason that I keep bringing up our kiss is because I like like you.
Valerie: Even homoerotic tension couldn't bring Stacy back to life!
Episodio 1x08 "Le avventure di Zia Ally e Troiottola"
Jenna: My Mom's pretty easy, just apologize to her and mean it, then give her a compliment.
Jenna: For 15 years my Mother's form of parenting was to peer-ent. She was all about crossing inappropriate boundaries. So the fact that she was finally acting appropriate felt suspicious.
Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.
Jenna: This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as Little Bitch since the day I was born.
Jenna: The only thing open about Ally were her legs.
Tamara: Got any tips for me?
Ally: We don't have enough time.
Jenna: Was it possible that my mother let a guy sleep in my bed? Don't question, of course it was.
Tamara: He looked upset, boners don't make you upset.
Jenna: No. Effing. Way.
Episodio 1x09: "My Super Bittersweet Sixteen"
Valerie: Happy Birthday, Jenna!
Jenna: Up until that moment, the rumors of my death wish had been greatly exaggerated.
Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.
Kevin: Okay, remember to check your mirrors and don't let anything distract you, especially cyclists - spandex bastards think they own the road.
Jenna: There was nothing happy about it. It was just another crap day in two thousand suck.
Jenna: I didn't give a s**t if I set off the alarms, it was a real emergency.
Jenna: In case you're wondering I am calling from Hell.
Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.
Jenna: As far as I was concerned 15 could suck it because 16, well, it was starting off pretty damn good.
Epiosdio 1x10 "Nessun Dubbio"
Jenna: He was a remedial speller and that was proof enough for me to exonerate him.
Jenna: Reseda? Where the f was Reseda?
Matty: I felt up my grandparents' Special Ed neighbor when I was 11
Jenna: Watching an emotional train wreck was awesome unless you're the one getting hit.
Tamara: She is so jacked up on Jesus.
Jenna: I'm glad we're friends again.
Tamara: We're not.
Jenna: It was a friendship drive by.
Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Valerie: ...honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.
Matty: Hey home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
Jenna: No, the line is across my cheek.
Tamara: What the hell is a sex touch?
Episodio 1x11: "Fatale Jenna"
Lacey: Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job?
Jenna: Yes, but just give it the day off.
Jenna: Thankfully, my dad always had my back.
Kevin: Now, I'm not pushing anything, but if you guys decide to take things to the next level make sure your wrap up the sausage.
Jenna: Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups.
Ming: We didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.
Sadie: I can see you're busy Val I won't come back later.
Jenna: My stigma was alive and kicking me in the ass.
Tamara: What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?
Valerie: Sadie!
Ming: Welcome to karma-geddon bitch.
Jenna: What are you gonna do?
Tamara: Tell him to go f*** himself.
Jake: What color's your dress?
Jenna: Not peach.
Episodio 1x12 "Io sono Jenna Hamilton"
Tamara: If destiny was by choice I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.
Lacey: Don't panic! We can fix your head!
Jenna: But we can't fix my dress! You were right it's awful, happy?
Lacey: A little, but don't fret.
Lacey: Jenna, you are the best part of me, because you're not me. You're better.
Jenna: It was time to put my past where it belonged: in the past.
Jenna: Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Ming: Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night I'm down for the cause.
Lacey: You're embarrassing Jenna.
Jenna: You're both embarrassing Jenna!
{Presto arriveranno le altre traduzioni!!}
Edited by Aravir - 21/4/2012, 23:19
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